Sunday, February 1, 2009

other 4th grade jokes

whats a cats favorite color ?
-purrr-ple
whats a toes favorite game-
tic-tac-toe where did tiger look for pooh-in the toilet whats a lions favorite flower-dandelion whats a trees favorite drink-root beer why the penguin did'nt go out with the girl penguin-because she was too hot whats minies favorite soup-Ministrony soup what did the 1,000 pound mouse say as he was walking-here kitty kitty kitty where does a 1,000 pound gorilla sleep-any where he wants to whats a bees favorite letter-the letter b what time is it when a elephant sits on a wet bench-time to get up whats a dogs favorite food-hot dog when are cooks mean-when they beat the eggs and whip the cream why do skeletons hate winter-because the cold goes right through them what has a body like a cat a tail like a cat but it isn't a cat-a kitten

Cross the road jokes

why did the chicken cross the road-because he wanted to go to the other side why did the elapant cross the road-because it was the chickens day of why did the turtle cross the road-he wanted to go to the shell gas station why did the fox cross the road-he wanted to watch fox fourty news at ten